daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

xplosivediarrhea:

do you ever watch a movie and realize you have to watch it again because you were on your phone the whole time

(Source: j5h)

thirstfollower:

communistbakery:

thirstfollower:

I gave a blow job today

how did it go?

I sucked

(Source: misteragron)